2009
12.31

If I can’t learn to take criticism better, I ought to go back to manual labor.

adrianborland on youtube put together this charmingly adequate unofficial video for the King Missile song that serves as a perfect lampoon on my consistent initial reaction to suggestions for improvement:

But I’m honestly quicker to recover and more graceful about speedy acceptance than I ever used to be. Rule #1, though: don’t get defensive with people when you know they’re right. If you’re really just so conceited as to be blind of your flaws, that’s almost forgivable. But if you acknowledge the flaws and still pout about receiving the criticism, it’s time to grow up.

Is it easy for you guys to tell when I’m directing a post at myself? Isn’t it refreshing that I’m as critical of myself as I am everything around me? Doesn’t it warm you? :D

2009
12.10

The Seed of Pervasion

What do memetics and genetics have in common? Two fundamentals (aside the fact that one word was born of the other by analogy): life, and pervasion. To grow and change, one requires that cells divide and that diverse and numerous gametes successfully grow and interact, and the other requires this life to develop social tendencies that are passed on through communication.

The pervasive activity in life is slow, while the pervasive activity in communication is much faster.
Generally, the more complex life is, the less likely it is to be as pervasive as a substantially less-complex counterpart.
Yuck, scratch those. Maybe pervasive rates in both life and communication tend to have particular hot spots that light up quickly in a serendipitous circumstances, only to have this rate diminish and stabilize later.

Not really sure about the “rate” of pervasive information decreased after the fall of any civilizations. There was still information pervading, it was just different information from different cultures. For instance, Rome’s fall didn’t mean that EVERY Roman custom and thought disappeared upon the last sack of the city. Governments disappear; culture and custom continues to pervade.
Life’s pervasion, on the other hand, is terminal with it’s inability to reproduce and maintain a sufficiently diverse genetic population–at least in the case of us mammals. However, life’s pervasive strength is in its diversity among species, just as a species’ pervasive strength is in its diversity among individuals(!) This is why mass extinctions always end in the successful survivors breeding, seeking new environs, becoming isolated in these new circumstances, and filling the existing niches.
The pervasion–through extinction and stasis, through fallen republics and forgotten empires–ALWAYS exists.

Wow. That’s kind of crazy. In biology, biology’s extension to society, and society’s extension to communication–pervasion seems to be the guiding force.

2009
12.04

The American people, as a whole, are less mature–financially and politically–with every coming generation. And like spoiled children, we ask for more and more. Additional troops in Afghanistan aren’t, in the endgame, solely Obama’s fault–nor solely his decision. Our short-sighted and impossible expectations, from the left and from the right, are what have made stewardship of this country impossible.

We won’t leave Afghanistan because it makes us appear weak–yet back home, we haven’t been weaker on the world forum nor deeper in debt than we are now. We want the government to pay for our healthcare and we want everything included, no matter how inefficient it makes the spending, and yet we don’t want increased public responsibility through taxes. We claim to want civil liberties and equal rights, yet on both sides of the polar political reaches, we BEG government to WRITE legislation and clear definitions regarding marriage.

I can’t figure it out.

Are we a temperamental teenager in the world of aging nations? Will our sovereign lenders take away the car keys and lock out the ATM card for our apparently infinite trust fund? Is there a chance that during one of our spastic tempers, our slightly older and hipper European Allies will unfriend us?

Or are we a nation in mid-life crisis, caught in a world where almost every major player has been reborn in the last century…except us? Are we digging into debt, buying and building to prove we’re still young and cool? Are we behaving erratically, throwing caution to the wind even under the pressure of our heavy investments?

Don’t either of these options seem rather likely?

2009
12.01

I was lamenting Bush’s reasoning for war long before the Axis of Evil speech. I complained at the end of September ‘01, when engagement of Afghanistan was still just talk. Instead of spending money we didn’t have on full-scale, inefficient obsolete war, we could have been using our very capable intelligence and espionage agencies to send covert attachments into the heart of Al-Qaeda, and not just the cells in Afghanistan.

I’m not an Muslim radical apologist. Bad guys exist. Yes, it’s good to go get the bad guys. In some cases, it’s even good to slaughter them indiscriminately. Pigeonhole-me-not; I am no pacifist.

But it would be nice if someone in charge would admit that it’s just plain stupid to pit a whole nation against you–due to your flailing stupidity–simply because you couldn’t address the threat to the United States at an appropriate response level. Big doesn’t always win a war. It especially doesn’t win a war where previously neutral people are now AGAINST you because you blew up their village looking for terrorist cells that were never there.

Recall 230 years ago when the British Empire fought Colonial Seperatists with well-disciplined regiments, only to have their asses handed to them by underequipped, undertrained farmers. There was a reason for that defeat, folks.

Best used, the United States Armed Forces is a fast, silent, punishing rain of hell that is exercised when no other option is viable. Invasion is a good excuse, but it’s not the only one.  Just the best.

9/11 was not an invasion. It was 19 uncompromising radicals who flew four planes into three buildings. For these 19 radicals, we killed a thousand times their number in innocent civilians while seeking out the others in their group.

Would we have traded a Sears Tower full of lives to catch a McVeigh, or slaughtered the whole of a rural mid-western town to capture a Kaczynski? How would we respond to another nation doing the same in the name of justice?

If an oversized RC-car rigged with a chain gun killed your brother, how exactly would you feel about that? What about a faceless metal shell sailing through the air dropping ordnance on your children like rain? Who would you hate? Who else could you hate but the whole of the nation that authorized such an action?

I’m not really a hawk or a dove, but if you’d like me to play hawk, lets play this way: in terms of efficiency–terms of cold, hard cash and resource expenditure. In regard to Desert Storm in 1990-1 (A war that lasted over a fall and winter), a once-sane Dick Cheney stated:

“I would guess if we had gone in there, we would still have forces in Baghdad today. We’d be running the country. We would not have been able to get everybody out and bring everybody home. … While everybody was tremendously impressed with the low cost of the (1991) conflict, for the 146 Americans who were killed in action and for their families, it wasn’t a cheap war. And the question in my mind is, how many additional American casualties is Saddam (Hussein) worth? And the answer is, not that damned many. So, I think we got it right…we were not going to go get bogged down in the problems of trying to take over and govern Iraq.”

As recently as 1991–even Mr. Cheney (who would later become one of the nation’s greatest hypocrites,) knew what military efficiency was about. Lately, though, our men and women in the service have been subject to the wandering whims of politicians–left and right–who can’t quite elucidate why they continue to send troops overseas or what those troops are supposed to be accomplishing. (Mr. Obama’s speech tonight is apparently going to explain his request for 30,000 more troops in Asia.)

As President, even the most celebrated speakers have well-meaning paragraphs prepared by post grad staffers in which they extoll the American way of life and tell us, “Extending freedom to the native peoples of [country x] is the most important issue we have to face today.” The explanation, more often than not, fails to go any deeper.

The stated goals are even less clear–draw imaginary lines and say we’ll be done fighting “once the security of the state has been achieved,” or “once the people are able to govern themselves”.

It seems to me that the people of Afghanistan HAVE been governing themselves. It’s simply not a brand of government you particularly appreciate. In fact, we apparently “destroyed” the Taliban in 2001 only to find them up and running again less than a decade later. If anything, I think that proves the people of Afghanistan are INCREDIBLY capable of self-governance. After all, even “destruction” by the greatest military on earth couldn’t keep the Taliban’s system of government from re-sprouting like crab grass–while we were still on the soil.

What’s so odd about praising for our way of life as a justification for fighting a war overseas is this: at the same time our politicians pay lip service to the freedoms in this country, they strip away those SAME freedoms bit by bit with more and more nanny legislation.

These freedoms are apparently important enough to send men and women to defend them overseas for citizens of other nations, yet somehow AREN’T important enough to give our own native citizens responsibility over their own actions, their own property, their own health, and their own lives.

It’s a frightening prospect to fight a war in a distant foreign nation under those pretenses, and one reason is above all others: The same pretenses can be used to start a dozen new wars we can’t afford.

2009
11.20

Edited for continuity. Also, more praise for humanity in general. It wasn’t long ago that I was bashing Twitter for being really lame. I think this post can quickly explain why I was wrong.

Also, a shout out to my friend Carissa, who nobly attempted to get me into Twitter months before I did so. You were right, Carissa–and my admission will be on the archive.org and Google servers for all time. :P

(9:07:34 PM) JC: but whereas Facebook is for talking to people you once knew (whether you’re both interested in talking to each other or not), Twitter is for doing your thing and organically finding people who share your humor/interests/politics
(9:08:31 PM) JC: I joke about trying to attain a “Mendelian ratio” between following:followers
(9:08:33 PM) JC: 1:3
(9:08:49 PM) JC: it’s never exact, but it seems to regularly work out that way: for every three people following me, I generally follow one.
(9:09:03 PM) JC: not as a rule or anything…it just seems to be the rate at which I reciprocate interest in the people who follow me
(9:09:42 PM) JC: so like 1/3 is easily a bot or a marketer using API to sniff keywords…
(9:09:48 PM) JC: 1/3 might be a company, a dull person, or a perfectly nice person I don’t care to follow…
(9:10:04 PM) JC: but at my rate of active interaction, the last third are–if my numbers are any kind of evidence–the cool people I never would have talked to if I wasn’t on Twitter.
(9:10:25 PM) JC: Now from a social standpoint, that’s a phenomenal success rate. Kinda restores your faith in humanity when you realize how many cool people you don’t know yet.

Yeah. Yeah, it kinda does.