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Welcome, one and all, to the blog of Joe Callan, Caretaker Editor. We’re proud to say that we’ve made it to post 75. If I had been keeping up with my blog, it would probably be 175. But I haven’t. Here’s an update for everyone that looks to my blog to talk to me since I’m really bad about answering my phone lately:

Dad: The iPod is fantastic. Now I walk everywhere with the soundtrack to my life playing in my ears. It also makes walking around the city that much more awesome. I hope everything is well, and don’t burn yourself out.

Mom: Happy Birthday to those who don’t answer their phones. I’m sending you what I promised on Friday. I haven’t forgotten you, and my communicative deliquence is only a trifling matter.

Krew: No one comes to visit. You guys know that you have nothing but time. Someone get drunk in the city with me.

Fam: Hi.

DVK: We have Ben. Soon, you too will be sucked into the black hole that is Pike County.

Joey L: Ditto for the L.

Agent_X9: Meet at dock 223, Use the F-Card in the 7th cargo container. Password is blue-five-blue-nine-purple-three. Your cases are the 4th, 6th, and 9th. If we find any others missing from our stores, we will track you with vigilence. Keep in mind that we have the list in our possession.

Agent_M3: Disregard the previous message. Your package is NOT at risk.