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It’s there so that I have a record of what I did from the previous day. Seriously.

You call it vanity, I call it remembering life.

As it turns out, I was involved in a head injury involving a lego house, two fireworks, and a Destro action figure. It began as many things do–a harmless prank–but it quickly turned to a hellish reality which included shards of yellow plastic.

Legos were built to last. You realize this after it takes 55psi to blow a lego house apart. Fifty-five pounds of pressure per square inch. Those little firecrackers wouldn’t do. We would need the one called M-80. Same blast power as a quarter stick of dynamite.

We never found the Destro action figure. After what the house did to us, we just assumed that the true brains behind Cobra Command was vaporized on site. On the other hand, it was Destro, and that dude doesn’t die.

So anyway…the house, right? Shards of plastic. Shit.

What was I talking about?

I don’t have a good memory. As it turns out, I was involved in a head injury involving a lego house, two fireworks…